All-Australian team 2024

AFL's All-Australian Squad: Snubs, Surprises & Who's Hitting the Bowling Greens?

The 2024 AFL All-Australian squad is here, but who’s missing from the blazers? Discover the stunning inclusions and hilarious snubs!

Australia's football fanatics are buzzing as the AFL announces the much-anticipated 2024 All-Australian squad. Featuring an impressive roster of 44 players, the squad highlights some of the league's biggest stars. Geelong's very own Jeremy Cameron, Max Holmes, and Tyson Stengle have made the cut, recognized for their outstanding performances throughout the season. Four Blues—Patrick Cripps, Charlie Curnow, Harry McKay, and Jacob Weitering—have also secured their place in this elite circle, demonstrating the Blues' resurgence in style.

However, with every selection, there are bound to be a few notable snubs! Fans are puzzled, and some are even calling for a lawn bowls competition to settle the score. Where are the likes of players who’ve lit up the field but didn’t get a nod this time? We can only imagine them practicing their lawn bowling technique, trying to understand how they went from footy superstars to ‘who-even-are-they?’ in just a few hours. Both humorous and frustrating, the anticipation of watching who made it may just rival the excitement of game day itself!

The spotlight also shines brightly on the Kangaroos with Harry Sheezel and Tristan Xerri joining the All-Australian squad for their first major recognition. It’s been a monumental season for North Melbourne, proving that if you work hard and impress the selectors, a blazer could soon be part of your wardrobe. Speaking of impressive, Fremantle has put forward five hopefuls this year: Andrew Brayshaw, Jordan Clark, Luke Ryan, Caleb Serong, and Hayden Young, making a strong case for the Dockers’ growing influence in AFL.

On top of that, three stars from the GIANTS— Jessie Hogan, Brent Daniels, and Lachie Whitfield—are set to make a splash, two of them being first-timers in this coveted lineup! As the chatter continues, everyone is speculating whether some behind-the-scenes politicking at the AFL might've been at play. Regardless of the snubs and surprises, it’s clear this squad demonstrates fierce contenders with incredible individual talent.

Did you know? The All-Australian team has been recognizing exceptional players since 1982, and this year’s squad could see even stronger rivalries develop next season! Moreover, the selections aren’t just a celebration of talent on the pitch; they also showcase the spirit of teamwork essential for AFL among not just the players, but also their devoted fans!