Jimmy Kimmel

2023 - 3 - 22

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Jimmy Kimmel on Donald Trump: 'His legal problems are based on ... (The Guardian)

Late-night hosts discuss the possible indictment and arrest of Trump for hush money payments to Stormy Daniels.

Heeding his call, some Trump supporters have floated making a human “patriot moat” around Mar-a-Lago to protect the former president. “And if the Great White Hope Chest hadn’t boxed up his love letters from the Saudis and Kim Jong-un – if he hadn’t squirreled them out of the White House and into the rec room at Golf-a-Lago – he wouldn’t have an issue with the FBI,” he concluded. “So that would be another failed Trump business venture.” “If President Karen hadn’t picked up the phone and called around Georgia asking to speak to its manager to find 11,000 votes, he wouldn’t have an issue in Georgia. “The truth is, there’s no good reason for Trump to be in any of this trouble,” Kimmel summarized. “So many of his legal problems are based on him being an idiot,” he added.

Jimmy Kimmel Salutes Trump, the 'Dumbest Criminal in the World' (Vanity Fair)

Kimmel roasted the former president, who may soon be indicted on charges stemming from his 2016 hush money payment to porn star Stormy Daniels.

[issues in Georgia](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/03/donald-trump-potential-fulton-county-georgia-charges), his involvement in the Capitol riot, and the classified documents found at Mar-a-Lago. “In every case, the reason he is in trouble is because he is the dumbest criminal in the world. Even if you were to print them out you’d still have a blank page.” Kimmel then aired a clip of Pence in an interview on ABC’s This Week, saying, “Nobody’s above the law, but nobody’s beneath the law either.” Indictments are in the air. The days are getting longer. “It’s the calm before the Stormy,” Kimmel said with glee.

Jimmy Kimmel Mocks 'Lackluster' Trump Protests (Daily Beast)

Only a handful of Trump supporters showed up to protest the former president's reportedly imminent arrest—though Kimmel said it could be because so many ...

“There’s also been chatter in the Trump discussion groups about driving trucks into Manhattan to jam traffic there,” Kimmel continued. “The NYPD is on high alert right now at the New York State Supreme Court Building,” Kimmel explained. “PROTEST, PROTEST, PROTEST!!!” That was Donald Trump’s directive to his MAGA ride-or-dies last week when he announced that he would be indicted for his hush money payment scheme to Stormy Daniels.

Jimmy Kimmel Has 1 Burning Prison Question For 'Weird Man' Trump (Yahoo News)

The New York Post says Trump's team is hoping to capitalize on the moment by filming his arrest and releasing a mug shot, and that Trump himself is “reveling” ...

Kimmel Is Skeptical About Trump's Claim He'll Be Arrested Tuesday ... (TheWrap)

Trump fans were outraged and Trump haters were ecstatic over the weekend after Donald Trump claimed on Saturday that he expects to be arrested on Tuesday.

“But he went totally Truth Postal this weekend,” Kimmel added. But no one is beneath it, either.” We don’t know for sure.” “You never know with this guy,” Kimmel joked. THE FAR & AWAY LEADING REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE & FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WILL BE ARRESTED ON TUESDAY OF NEXT WEEK. And how do we know that day could be tomorrow?

Jimmy Kimmel Tears Into Donald Trump Ahead Of Impending Arrest ... (msnNOW)

Jimmy Kimmel Tears Into Donald Trump Ahead Of Impending Arrest: 'The Dumbest Criminal In The World'

Jimmy Kimmel Has 1 Burning Prison Question For 'Weird Man' Trump (HuffPost)