Santa

Reindeer have begun to protest what they believe to be unlawful termination. Santa disagrees and insists that he doesn't “need those weird little horses ...

Sleigh auto-parks while Santa is inside each house putting presents under the tree. A frustrated Santa shouts, “Merry Christmas to only some of you!” as sleigh flies across the sky. Santa is forced to liquidate most North Pole assets to pay for updated sleigh model. Santa unable to “just fucking do it” himself. Internal sleigh navigation won’t synch with the “naughty” or “nice” lists. Facial recognition for sleigh ignition is unable to recognize Santa consistently through beard and hat.