Prince Andrew

The 'Last Week Tonight' host ripped into the disgraced failson for conveniently testing positive for COVID and missing the festivities.

(He has denied these allegations.) Virginia Giuffre alleged she was one of those minors sex-trafficked to Prince Andrew and the royal settled with her over it earlier this year, while an employee on Epstein’s private island, dubbed “Pedophile Island,” claimed to have witnessed Prince Andrew “grinding” on a topless girl. “Based on what generally happens with information about Prince Andrew, that COVID test will probably conveniently commit suicide in prison—or, you know what? “It has been a busy week—including, least importantly, the Queen’s platinum jubilee, marking her 70 years on the throne,” cracked Oliver, who is British, of the 96-year-old monarch’s festivities, adding, “It was basically a four-day celebration of everything that the Queen loves—with one key exception.”